mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

kanye-chan:

accepted pronouns are “my liege” and “your majesty”

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

bobberton:

officialsheogorath:

mecto—amorous:

robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”

I can’t wait till AI tech reaches the point of sass.

instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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wow guys i cant answer all of your 0 anons

talisman:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19