spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

nemophilic:

"if u keep saying ur cute people are gonna think ur just begging for attention!!!" hell yeah i want all the attention in the world. everyone pay attention to me im wonderful, im great and im beautiful

ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

ju5t4n3rd:

so yeah schools coming up and that sucks but you know what else is coming up? ugly sweaters and scarves and PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND HALLOWEEN AND CUDDLING BECAUSE ITS COLD AND FALL LEAVES AND HIKING IN THE BRISK AIR AND THEN AFTER THAT SNOW AND HOT COCOA AND MALLS DECORATED FOR HOLIDAYS AND FRICK SCHOOL ALL OF THIS IS WORTH IT WOWIE

moosey-fallen-angel:

depraved-o:

tennants-hair:

momokarrt:

anon1123581321:

lillianorchid:

zarialarue:

was watching an interview and my screen froze!

Kind of looks like Mark is defending Misha’s honour against some thug. XD



fandom stop.

fandom please never stop.

Sorry but all I can see is:


*pats a shoulder and stares into your eyes like dean*
"never change, supernatural fandom."

direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

image

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

theboywhofangirled:

I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”

sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay