How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ
At first it was like
and now it’s just like
Guys, we weren’t born in the wrong generation. We were just chosen to be the prophets of good music and carry on the fan-girling into the next generation.
no really i’m funny i swear please stay
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
the problem with being a procrastinator and a perfectionist at the same time is that you want amazing grades but are too lazy to do your work
this post is too honest to exist
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card